Catzilla, I need your help...bring your friends...I've been captured and they're trying to kill me. I'm being hunted down like an animal. And it's all just because I am the size of a small dog.
I just want to go back home to Hawaii. These Northern Australians just don't appreciate me because I'm poisonous, but wouldn't you be poisonous if you had humans hunting you down with golf clubs trying to kill you?
The human's have even organized a posse called "FrogWatch" just for the sole purpose of destroying me. Please hurry...I'm in Queesland and there is a map and directions on this page....CLICK HERE
I'll be waiting for you.